I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'

In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of storage space.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.

Not only have women been successful in entering fields in which men are supposed to have a more natural aptitude, but they have created entirely new businesses.

Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing --- and then they marry him.

The natural superiority of women is a biological fact, and a socially acknowledged reality.