I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.

The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.

According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly.

It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.

Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.

Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.

Good place to put things--cellars.