Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants. Dorothy Parker
US author, humorist, poet, & wit (1893 - 1967) One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience. Alice Jones The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. H. P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu", first line
US horror & supernatural author (1890 - 1937) Cynicism is an unpleasant way of telling the truth. Lillian Hellman
US dramatist (1905 - 1984) Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? Elayne Boosler Politeness is one half good nature and the other half good lying. Mary Wilson Little A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat. Katharine Whitehorn We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them. Dora Russell Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. Mae West
US movie actress (1892 - 1980) A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it. Katharine Whitehorn | 
