Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Instant gratification is not soon enough.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year --- everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.

I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.

My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.

Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the sceme of things - Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me.