Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes. Jackie Onassis Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. Rita Mae Brown
US author and social activist How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? Zsa Zsa Gabor
US (Hungarian-born) actress (1919 - ) Never do anything yourself that others can do for you. Agatha Christie
English mystery author (1890 - 1976) Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out. Adrienne Gusoff I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. Lesley Boone. I rely on my personality for birth control. Liz Winston Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Jules Renard
(1864 - 1910) If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote <br>Romeo and Juliet<br>, he never would have written <br>Macbeth<br>. Dr. Joyce Brothers
US psychologist & television personality (1928 - ) When the sun comes up, I have morals again. Elayne Boosler | 
