Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it. Unknown
Quotations by unknown authors Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. Unknown
Quotations by unknown authors Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. Unknown
Quotations by unknown authors Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. Marston Bates The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. Unknown
Quotations by unknown authors If it is to be, it is up to me. Unknown
Quotations by unknown authors If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. Lin Yutang If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Steven Wright
US comedian and actor (1955 - ) If God dropped acid, would he see people? Steven Wright
US comedian and actor (1955 - ) If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? Steven Wright
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