The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law. Joan Kiser I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up. Barbara Bush
US wife of George Bush 1945 (1925 - ) An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. Dan Rather
US television newscaster (1931 - ) Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Maryon Pearson My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. Phyllis Diller Life is hard. After all, it kills you. Katherine Hepburn The only aspect of our travels that is interesting to others is disaster. Martha Gellman Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation. Elizabeth Drew Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. Ernestine Ulmer My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. Groucho Marx
US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977) | 
