If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

Like having your own licence to print money.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

Science is to see what everyone else has seen but think what no one else has thought.

If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness.

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.

What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.