Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.

My motto is: Contented with little, yet wishing for more.

Psychoanalysts are father confessors who like to listen to the sins of the father as well.

The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.

One should never know too precisely whom one has married.

Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,<br> Were each of them once a kiddie.<br> A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.<br> Do I want one? God Forbiddie!

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,<br> A medley of extemporanea;<br> And love is thing that can never go wrong;<br> And I am Marie of Romania.

Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking, unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write a book.