Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. Orson Welles US actor & director (1915 - 1985) Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. Aldous Huxley English critic & novelist (1894 - 1963) It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. Pierre Auguste Renoir There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. Mark Twain US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910) No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. Florida Scott-Maxwell The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed. Geoffrey Gorer He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow US poet (1807 - 1882) Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long. Ogden Nash US humorist & poet (1902 - 1971) If the Prince of Peace should come to earth, one of the first things he would do would be to put psychiatrists in their place. Aldous Huxley English critic & novelist (1894 - 1963) Politicians are the same the world over: they promise to build a bridge even when there is no river. Nikita Khrushchev Russian Soviet politician (1894 - 1971) |