The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. George Bernard Shaw
Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950) If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Abraham Lincoln
16th president of US (1809 - 1865) There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women. Orson Welles
US actor & director (1915 - 1985) Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman. George Bernard Shaw
Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950) Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. Finley Peter Dunne The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, "The trouble with this country is...." Sinclair Lewis
US novelist (1885 - 1951) The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. Abraham Lincoln
16th president of US (1809 - 1865) I think, therefore Descartes exists. Saul Steinberg It is often pleasant to stone a martyr, no matter how much we admire him. John Barth
US novelist & short story author (1930 - ) Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies. Ed Howe | 
