I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom. Heinrich Heine
German critic & poet (1797 - 1856) My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. Fred Allen
US radio comedian (1894 - 1956) A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog. Jack London
US adventurer, author, & sailor (1876 - 1916) You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally been so very stupid. Samuel Johnson
English author, critic, & lexicographer (1709 - 1784) Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. Stanislaw J. Lec
Polish writer (1909 - 1966) Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont. Clarence Darrow
US defense lawyer (1857 - 1938) The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
US diplomat & Democratic politician (1900 - 1965) What profits a man if he keeps his eternal soul when he could have lived life to the full and been forgiven at the end of it all anyway? David Merritt, a.k.a. THE RED SHARK The wine seems to be very closed-in and seems to have entered a dumb stage. Sort of a Marcel Meursault. Paul S. Winalski No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap. Thomas Jefferson
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