Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams
English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001) Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. Douglas Adams
English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001) An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations. Charles de Montesquieu
French lawyer & philosopher (1689 - 1755) You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. Indira Gandhi, quoted by Christian Science Monitor, May 17, 1982
Indian politician (1917 - 1984) War is not nice. Barbara Bush
US wife of George Bush 1945 (1925 - ) Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. Nick Diamos Of those who say nothing, few are silent. Thomas Neill The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. Art Spander Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
US writer and humorist (1950 - ) The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Jay Leno
US comedian & television host (1950 - ) | 
