It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God--but to create him.

The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

Rest in peace. The mistake shall not be repeated.

How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.

You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.

Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."

All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?