War is like love; it always finds a way.

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.

Feeding the starving poor only increases their number.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

Television is the first truly democratic culture -- the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.