Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. Erma Bombeck
US author & humorist (1927 - 1996) Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. Joe Theismann, Former quarterback The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. From "Taxi" Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. Sir Thomas Beecham
English conductor (1879 - 1961) There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry Kissinger
US (German-born) diplomat & scholar (1923 - ) Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. Unknown
Quotations by unknown authors We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. Arthur Schopenhauer
German philosopher (1788 - 1860) I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there. Herb Caen We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us. Samuel Johnson
English author, critic, & lexicographer (1709 - 1784) Blame someone else and get on with your life. Alan Woods | 
