The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer. From the 1985 movie "Bliss" Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
French author & moralist (1613 - 1680) I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Rita Rudner
US comedian It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. Jerome K. Jerome
British humor writer (1859 - 1927) The secret of eternal youth is arrested development. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
US author & wit (1884 - 1980) Children are all foreigners. Ralph Waldo Emerson
US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882) I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. Oscar Levant
(1906 - 1972) When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman
US (English-born) comedian (1906 - 1998) My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. Rita Rudner
US comedian I have often depended on the blindness of strangers. Adrienne E. Gusoff
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