Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it. Phillip K. Dick The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. Clarence Darrow
US defense lawyer (1857 - 1938) When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news. Charles Anderson Dana The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad Salvador Dali
Spanish Catalan Surrealist painter (1904 - 1989) Exterminate. The Daleks (Doctor Who) A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat. Katharine Whitehorn You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough. Frank Crane Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby
US comedian & television actor (1937 - ) Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Bill Cosby
US comedian & television actor (1937 - ) There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are." Frederick L Collins | 
