When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.

A chic type, a rough type, an odd type - but never a stereotype

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

I find that when I do not think of myself I do not think at all.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.