My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately? Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ) Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird. Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ) The wicked at heart probably know something. Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ) Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving? Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ) Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Groucho Marx
US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977) Obviously something slipped through here. Reverend John Vaughan, Financial administrator for the Archdiocese of Miami (when asked why they held stock in companies that ma A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer. Robert Frost
US poet (1874 - 1963) Knowledge is power. Sir Francis Bacon, Religious Meditations, Of Heresies, 1597
English author, courtier, & philosopher (1561 - 1626) Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better. Unknown
Quotations by unknown authors It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910) | 
