Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same Oscar Wilde
Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900) Start every day with a smile and get it over with. William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields) California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death. William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields) It may not be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong - but that is the way to bet. Damon Runyon Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956) Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at it, all people fear it, and few love it unless in themselves. Lord Chesterfield, letter to his godson, December 18, 1765
(1694 - 1773) Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. Oscar Wilde
Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900) You can fool too many of the people too much of the time. James Thurber
US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist (1894 - 1961) Golf is a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910) I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself. Oscar Levant
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