Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W.C. Fields God must hate common people, because he made them so common. Philip Wylie One of these days, the people are going to demand peace of the government, and the government is going to have to give it to them. Dwight Eisenhower Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars. Fred Allen
US radio comedian (1894 - 1956) The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it. James Agate Blessed is he who has found his work; let him ask no other blessedness. Thomas Carlyle, Past and Present, 1843
Scottish author, essayist, & historian (1795 - 1881) There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves the hide. Mortimer Caplin That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers. Charles Chincholles What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen? Evelyn Waugh
English novelist & satirist (1903 - 1966) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. George Bernard Shaw
Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950) | 
