History is a set of lies agreed upon.

Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.

I think contraception is disgusting - people using each other for pleasure.

Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.

We are totally opposed to abortion under any circumstances. We are also opposed to abortifacient drugs and chemicals like the Pill and the IUD, and we are also opposed to all forms of birth control with the exception of natural family planning.

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Grub first, then ethics.

Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.