He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

Philanthropy is the refuge of rich people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.

Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.

Sin is geographical.

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.

The cowards never start and the weak die along the way.

Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go work in the brewery.

If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.