Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine. Friedrich Nietzsche
German philosopher (1844 - 1900) Jesus was a crackpot. Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh - San Francisco Chronicle 12/17/85 Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Woody Allen
US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ) There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers. Saint Theresa of Jesus A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are. Victor Lownes My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. Emo Philips I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing commercials on my television set are slightly repulsive -- like famine victims. Dana Hatch There are few minds to which tyranny is not delightful. Samuel Johnson
English author, critic, & lexicographer (1709 - 1784) A cult is a religion with no political power Tom Wolfe
US author & journalist (1931 - ) Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Charlie McCarthy (Edgar Bergen) | 
