It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.

Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement.

Almost all reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for.

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.

The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.

Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan - a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.

The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want the job.