Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin." Lillian Carter, mother of Jimmy and Billy Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. Lyndon Baines Johnson A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. Robert Frost
US poet (1874 - 1963) Puritanism...helps us enjoy our misery while we are inflicting it on others. Marcel Ophuls Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. Guy Davenport Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic. Roy Blount Jr. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin and Jane Wagner I would have made a good Pope. Richard M. Nixon
37th president of US (1913 - 1994) A doctor can bury his mistakes but a supplier based engineer can only advise the product designer to specify a heavier texture. Mick Lloyd Kerman A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines. Frank Lloyd Wright
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