If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death.

A little rebellion now and then...is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government.

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.

...a revolution of government is the strongest proof that can be given by a people of their virtue and good sense.

Whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends [life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness] it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new government...

The less government we have the better.

In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it.