In New York City, everyone is an exile, none more so than the Americans.

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them.

We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead.

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

Probably the only place where a man can feel really secure is in a maximum security prison, except for the imminent threat of release.

A man is so in the way in the house.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.