Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956) When a man meets catastrophe on the road, he looks in his purse, but a woman looks in her mirror. Margaret Turnbull I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex. Katharine Hepburn
US actress (1907 - 2003) When women go wrong, men go right after them. Mae West
US movie actress (1892 - 1980) I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done. Madame Curie The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America. Ty-Grace Atkinson Oregano is the spice of life. Henry J. Tillman Nothing succeeds like address. Fran Lebowitz
US writer and humorist (1950 - ) If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. Nora Ephron The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.' Dorothy Parker
US author, humorist, poet, & wit (1893 - 1967) | 
