The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. Rebecca West
Irish critic, journalist, & novelist (1892 - 1983) God is love, but get it in writing. Gypsy Rose Lee
US actress & stripper (1914 - 1970) My favorite animal is steak. Fran Lebowitz
US writer and humorist (1950 - ) The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires. Dorothy Parker
US author, humorist, poet, & wit (1893 - 1967) This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. Dorothy Parker, book review
US author, humorist, poet, & wit (1893 - 1967) I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time. Mae West
US movie actress (1892 - 1980) I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. Bette Midler
US actress, comedienne, & singer (1945 - ) Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. Hannah More, 1775 I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all. Queen Victoria You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting. Rose Macauley | 
