Whenever I get married I start buying <br>Gourmet Magazine<br>.

My father was often angry when I was most like him.

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.

The way to do research is to attack the facts at the point of greatest astonishment.

Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is.

Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing.

Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.

For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.

Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention.

There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.