The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is told the truth asks to be deceived. Elizabeth Jenkins A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally. Lillian Day I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. Joan Rivers
US comedienne (1935 - ) There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife. Clare Booth Luce
US diplomat, dramatist, journalist, & politician (1903 - 1987) The world wants to be cheated. So cheat. Xaviera Hollander If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle. Rita Mae Brown
US author and social activist Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed. Laurie Colwin We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent. Alison Lurie If it were natural for father to care for their sons, they would not need so many laws commanding them to do so. Phyllis Chesler Egotism -- usually just a case of mistaken nonentity. Barbara Stanwyck | 
