France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams.

In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?

Men have become the tools of their tools

Men have become fools with their tools.

God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.