Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket. George Orwell English essayist, novelist, & satirist (1903 - 1950) If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there. Unknown Quotations by unknown authors Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. Guindon cartoon caption A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. Benjamin Franklin US author, diplomat, inventor, physicist, politician, & printer (1706 - 1790) Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. Jeremy Bentham Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death. Miyamoto Musashi, 1645 What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900) We all have the extraordinary coded within us, waiting to be released. Jean Houston Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. Oscar Wilde Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900) The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. Alfred Hitchcock British movie director (1899 - 1980) |