In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact. Marlene Dietrich
German movie actress (1901 - 1992) A language is a dialect with an army and a navy. Max Weinreich Fix this sentence: He put the horse before the cart. Stephen Price Bad spellers of the world, untie! Grafitto I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God. Thomas Babington Macaulay, 1850
English author & politician (1800 - 1859) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. Anton Chekhov
Russian dramatist & short story author (1860 - 1904) Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. Evelyn Waugh
English novelist & satirist (1903 - 1966) Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief. Oscar Wilde
Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900) Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds. Marian Evans Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. Unknown
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