It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

Responsiblity is a unique concept. It can only reside and inhere in a single individual. You may share it with others, but your portion is not diminished. You may delegate it, but it is still with you. You may disclaim it, but you cannot divest yourself of it.

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

If there were a verb meaning "to believe falsely," it would not have any significant first person, present indicative.

Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.