However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional manner ... sulking and nausea.

"Hello," he lied.

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.