People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Come quickly, I am tasting stars!

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?

We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda; it is a form of truth.

Blessed be the meek, for they shall inherit six feet of the earth.

Every government is run by liars. Nothing they say should be believed.

Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.

Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance.