Being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of tranquility that religion is powerless to bestow. Ralph Waldo Emerson, quoting a friend
US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882) Shut up he explained. Ring Lardner, The Young Immigrants, 1920
US author (1885 - 1933) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. Vladimir Nabokov
US (Russian-born) author & translator (1899 - 1977) No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. Groucho Marx
US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977) Lactomangulation, n.:<br> Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side. Rich Hall, "Sniglets" It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. James Thurber
US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist (1894 - 1961) Thank God kids never mean well Lily Tomlin
US actress & comedienne (1939 - ) A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. Ralph Waldo Emerson
US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882) All children are essentially criminal. Denis Diderot
French author, encyclopedist, & philosopher (1713 - 1784) My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked. Sir Winston Churchill
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