The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. George Bernard Shaw
Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950) Solitude would be ideal if you could pick the people to avoid. Karl Kraus
Austrian author and journalist (1874 - 1936) I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude. Benjamin Disraeli
British politician (1804 - 1881) Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. Christopher Isherwood A family is but too often a commonwealth of malignants. Alexander Pope
English poet & satirist (1688 - 1744) Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.) Robert Byrne I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, quartettes, chamber music, and cantatas. S.J. Perelman Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances. Thomas Jefferson
3rd president of US (1743 - 1826) Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow. Mouth organist Larry Adler Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. Kin Hubbard
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