I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do? Ronnie Shakes If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. Diogenes the Cynic (412 to 323 B.C.) Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex. Karl Marx
German economist & Communist political philosopher (1818 - 1883) The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another. George Eliot
English novelist (1819 - 1880) It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956) The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions. Maurice Chapelain Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision. Blake Clark War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory. Georges Clemenceau
French politician (1841 - 1929) Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Georges Clemenceau
French politician (1841 - 1929) Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx
US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977) | 
