The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.

The point to remember is what the government gives it must first take away.

Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: Animals have instincts, we have taxes.

Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.

And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed.

Our truest life is when we are in our dreams awake.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.

There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.