My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. Groucho Marx
US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977) May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies. Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778) Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. William Ellery Channing
US abolitionist & clergyman (1780 - 1842) This poem will never reach its destination. Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778) Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778) I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. Chauncey Depew Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Redd Foxx
US comedian (1922 - 1991) Imitation is the sincerest form of television. Fred Allen
US radio comedian (1894 - 1956) When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. Eric Hoffer
(1902 - 1983) The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Unknown
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