There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, offers more entertainment than the TV set. Harriet Van Horne. It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them. Dame Rose Macauley The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. Frank Zappa
US musician, singer, & songwriter (1940 - 1993) Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness. Margaret Miller The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. Fran Lebowitz
US writer and humorist (1950 - ) I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art. Dame Edith Sitwell I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long. Madame de Sevigne Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery. Dr. Joyce Brothers
US psychologist & television personality (1928 - ) There are men I could spend eternity with. but not this life. Kathleen Norris To err is human, but is feels divine. Mae West
US movie actress (1892 - 1980) | 
