God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. Alfred Jarry Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910) Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these Ovid
Roman poet (43 BC - 17 AD) Wit is educated insolence. Aristotle
Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC) He was a wise man who invented God. Plato
Greek author & philosopher in Athens (427 BC - 347 BC) The gods too are fond of a joke Aristotle
Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC) Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. Aristotle
Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC) Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. Joseph Stalin
Georgian Soviet politician (1879 - 1953) To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. Aldous Huxley
English critic & novelist (1894 - 1963) I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize. George Bernard Shaw
Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950) | 
