The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried. G.K. Chesterton The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary for both parties. Oscar Wilde
Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900) Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good. P. G. Wodehouse
British humorist & novelist in US (1881 - 1975) I hate women because they always know where things are. James Thurber
US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist (1894 - 1961) The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. Malcolm Muggeridge Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations. Saint Augustine
Carthaginian author, saint, & church father (354 AD - 430 AD) For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are indispensable. St. Jerome Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all. Arthur Balfour I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it. Steven Wright
US comedian and actor (1955 - ) Real glory springs from the silent conquest of ourselves. Joseph P. Thompson | 
