All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. Unknown Quotations by unknown authors There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail. Logan Pearsall Smith (1865 - 1946) Everyone would like to behave like a pagan, with everyone else behaving like a Christian. Albert Camus French existentialist author & philosopher (1913 - 1960) The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last forever. Anatole France French novelist (1844 - 1924) It takes a wonderful brain and exquisite senses to produce a few stupid ideas. George Santayana US (Spanish-born) philosopher (1863 - 1952) We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse. W. R. Inge The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. T.H. Buxley The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another Samuel Johnson English author, critic, & lexicographer (1709 - 1784) God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. Ed McMahon Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control. Don Marquis US humorist (1878 - 1937) |