I shall be breakfasted before you are afield. In short, I shall astonish you all.

The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is somebody you think you love. Then the burden becomes intolerable at once.

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.

Dubito ergo sum - I doubt therefore I am

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.

Oh, what lies there are in kisses!

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

The wages of sin are unreported.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.