Ignorance is the mother of admiration.

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes.

The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy of the name of wife.

A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and trying to improve him.

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosi are called altruists.

No one travelling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive.

Never forget that the most powerful force on earth is love.

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.

Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.